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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>A ukulele band like no other. Probably.</description><title>Switchblade Death Derby</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @switchbladedeathderby)</generator><link>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>DeathDerby: RIP, MJ. Maybe I'll work on a uke cover this weekend.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/DeathDerby/statuses/2348830452"&gt;DeathDerby: RIP, MJ. Maybe I'll work on a uke cover this weekend.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/130819267</link><guid>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/130819267</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:58:38 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>DeathDerby: I have not played my uke in far too long. Stupid busy life.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/DeathDerby/statuses/1138062739"&gt;DeathDerby: I have not played my uke in far too long. Stupid busy life.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/72220515</link><guid>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/72220515</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:12:53 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Blech</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I haven’t sung a note in weeks and my voice blows goats.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/68091180</link><guid>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/68091180</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 00:11:54 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"In the US we have courts and restraining orders, but most of women also have the option to use..."</title><description>“In the US we have courts and restraining orders, but most of women also have the option to use deadly force in the event of attempted rape. Instead of empowering women to use every means at their disposal to resist… because an assertive woman isn’t polite all the time and a strong woman doesn’t need a man to carry the groceries and a self-confident woman won’t stroke the egos of potential prospects… we sabotage their strength in a million ways and then blame them for not responding to the warning signs.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://letters.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/2008/12/16/eye_for_eye/view/?show=all" target="_blank"&gt;Letters: Eye for an eye, literally - Salon&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/65766271</link><guid>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/65766271</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:12:11 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This week’s Q Transmissions</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/65425230/QbqtjZ6thhm1rdn9dZrNEgYr&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This week’s Q Transmissions&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/65425230</link><guid>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/65425230</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:35:12 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Adulthood has a way of calcifying our fears and making them more rigid."</title><description>“Adulthood has a way of calcifying our fears and making them more rigid.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://quirkyalone.net/index.php/2008/10/21/what-it-feels-like-to-travel-alone/#more-243" target="_blank"&gt;Quirkyalone: Single Life, Love, Travel, Pop Culture, Politics, and Everyday Life » What It Feels Like to Travel Alone in Brazil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/64022702</link><guid>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/64022702</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:59:50 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Forbidden Thoughts about 9/11</title><description>&lt;a href="http://dir.salon.com/story/mwt/feature/2002/09/07/forbidden/index.html"&gt;Forbidden Thoughts about 9/11&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;The Salon article that inspired my first song, &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/switchbladedeathderby" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;September&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/63653428</link><guid>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/63653428</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 00:42:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>DeathDerby: Snapping up all the interwebs...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/DeathDerby/statuses/1042973190"&gt;DeathDerby: Snapping up all the interwebs...&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/63493829</link><guid>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/63493829</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 02:11:11 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>DeathDerby: I wish I was better at html/css/interwebby voodoo.

Wait, should it read, "I wish I were better..."?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/DeathDerby/statuses/1042980602"&gt;DeathDerby: I wish I was better at html/css/interwebby voodoo.

Wait, should it read, "I wish I were better..."?&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/63493827</link><guid>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/63493827</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 02:11:10 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm here...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Grabbing all the hot web thingies for my band.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/63452882</link><guid>http://switchbladedeathderby.tumblr.com/post/63452882</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:46:57 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
